NAB (Not a Birthday) Party

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My sister and I are organizing a party. The purpose of the party is to party. It is definitely ducking not a birthday party!


The party will take place on January 13th, 2024 from 12:00pm BST - 4:00pm BST at The Lansdowne Pub & Dining Room, at 90 Gloucester Ave., London NW1 8HX.


  • Please RSVP by January 6th, 2024 5:55 pm BST.
  • You can bring all humans. If you have flatmates who would otherwise do nothing that day, I would recommend you bring them.
  • I will pay for all your food and drink.
  • Please don’t bother wearing fancy clothes and makeup. In the pub, Ketchup falls from the ceiling.
  • Please don’t bring any gifts or cake! I’ll feed all gifts and cake to my ducks. This is one such duck whom I would feed it to and whom you better not duck with!